You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Homestuck.
Stranger: YOUNG LADY!
Stranger: WHERE ARE YOUR GUNS!
Stranger: YOU SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST THREE ON YOU AT ALL TIMES WHILE ON THIS ‘INTERNET’
Stranger: LIKE A SENSIBLE PERSON!
You: oh noo i knooow!!!!
You: but dave told me they were dangerous :(
You: because they are harley
You: you sit on one of them wrong and you go and blow a hole through the monitor
Stranger: THAT MR. STRIDER IS A BAD INFLUENCE!
You: am not old man
You: dont listen to him!!!
You: dave be nice to my grandpa :(
Stranger: HE USES PROFANITIES!
Stranger: Your young ears are too sweet for them. You shall be corrupted if you cannot defend yourself!
You: aww dont worry grandpa!!
You: dave is a butt sometimes but hes perfectly okay
You: dont tell him i told you but
You: i kinda like him
Stranger: No doubt he discouraged your guns so that he might take advantage of you!
Stranger: Return to the island this instant!
You: no he wouldnt do that!!!
You: ive got a job to do grandpa!!!
You: i have to help people :)
Stranger: Very well then, I knew this day would come.
Stranger: I will always be looking out for you.
Stranger: And Mr. Strider!
Stranger: If you harm one hair on her head.
Stranger: I have guns bigger than you are by twice!
You: dont worry mr harley sir
You: ill protect every hair on your granddaughters head
Stranger: And can hit a target the size of, let us say, a sausage.
You: they teach us to treat the ladies properly in texas
You: yes sit
You: i understand
Stranger: Now go save the world, kids.
You: your message has been received crystal clear
You: i love you grandpa :))
Stranger: If you need me, I shall be in the parlor.
Stranger: I love you too, dear.
You: ill take care of jade
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
this was the best conversation ever
Oh my god this is perfect.
I’ve been laughing the whole time while reading it….for some reason. XD
DAVE IS THAT YOU?
Oops look I’m back on my own dash