rikuloid:

ophiuchustroll:

bam-squared:

galaxy-hearts:

shinjaninja:

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like Homestuck.

Stranger: YOUNG LADY!

Stranger: WHERE ARE YOUR GUNS!

Stranger: YOU SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST THREE ON YOU AT ALL TIMES WHILE ON THIS ‘INTERNET’

Stranger: LIKE A SENSIBLE PERSON!

You: oh noo i knooow!!!!

You: but dave told me they were dangerous :(

You: because they are harley

You: you sit on one of them wrong and you go and blow a hole through the monitor

Stranger: THAT MR. STRIDER IS A BAD INFLUENCE!

You: am not old man

You: dont listen to him!!!

You: dave be nice to my grandpa :(

Stranger: HE USES PROFANITIES!

Stranger: Your young ears are too sweet for them. You shall be corrupted if you cannot defend yourself!

You: aww dont worry grandpa!!

You: dave is a butt sometimes but hes perfectly okay

You: dont tell him i told you but

You: i kinda like him

You: :))

Stranger: No doubt he discouraged your guns so that he might take advantage of you!

Stranger: Return to the island this instant!

You: no he wouldnt do that!!!

You: ive got a job to do grandpa!!!

You: i have to help people :)

Stranger: Very well then, I knew this day would come.

Stranger: I will always be looking out for you.

Stranger: And Mr. Strider!

Stranger: If you harm one hair on her head.

Stranger: I have guns bigger than you are by twice!

You: dont worry mr harley sir

You: ill protect every hair on your granddaughters head

Stranger: And can hit a target the size of, let us say, a sausage.

You: they teach us to treat the ladies properly in texas

You: yikes

You: yes sit

You: *sir

You: i understand

Stranger: Now go save the world, kids.

You: your message has been received crystal clear

You: i love you grandpa :))

Stranger: If you need me, I shall be in the parlor.

Stranger: I love you too, dear.

You: ill take care of jade

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

this was the best conversation ever

Oh my god this is perfect.

I’ve been laughing the whole time while reading it….for some reason. XD

REALLY CUTE

DAVE IS THAT YOU?

Oops look I’m back on my own dash