You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Homestuck.
Stranger: YOUNG LADY!
Stranger: WHERE ARE YOUR GUNS!
Stranger: YOU SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST THREE ON YOU AT ALL TIMES WHILE ON THIS ‘INTERNET’
Stranger: LIKE A SENSIBLE PERSON!
You: oh noo i knooow!!!!
You: but dave told me they were dangerous :(
You: because they are harley
You: you sit on one of them wrong and you go and blow a hole through the monitor
Stranger: THAT MR. STRIDER IS A BAD INFLUENCE!
You: am not old man
You: dont listen to him!!!
You: dave be nice to my grandpa :(
Stranger: HE USES PROFANITIES!
Stranger: Your young ears are too sweet for them. You shall be corrupted if you cannot defend yourself!
You: aww dont worry grandpa!!
You: dave is a butt sometimes but hes perfectly okay
You: dont tell him i told you but
You: i kinda like him
Stranger: No doubt he discouraged your guns so that he might take advantage of you!
Stranger: Return to the island this instant!
You: no he wouldnt do that!!!
You: ive got a job to do grandpa!!!
You: i have to help people :)
Stranger: Very well then, I knew this day would come.
Stranger: I will always be looking out for you.
Stranger: And Mr. Strider!
Stranger: If you harm one hair on her head.
Stranger: I have guns bigger than you are by twice!
You: dont worry mr harley sir
You: ill protect every hair on your granddaughters head
Stranger: And can hit a target the size of, let us say, a sausage.
You: they teach us to treat the ladies properly in texas
You: yes sit
You: i understand
Stranger: Now go save the world, kids.
You: your message has been received crystal clear
You: i love you grandpa :))
Stranger: If you need me, I shall be in the parlor.
Stranger: I love you too, dear.
You: ill take care of jade
Your conversational partner has disconnected.