You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like Homestuck.

Stranger: YOUNG LADY!

Stranger: WHERE ARE YOUR GUNS!

Stranger: YOU SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST THREE ON YOU AT ALL TIMES WHILE ON THIS ‘INTERNET’

Stranger: LIKE A SENSIBLE PERSON!

You: oh noo i knooow!!!!

You: but dave told me they were dangerous :(

You: because they are harley

You: you sit on one of them wrong and you go and blow a hole through the monitor

Stranger: THAT MR. STRIDER IS A BAD INFLUENCE!

You: am not old man

You: dont listen to him!!!

You: dave be nice to my grandpa :(

Stranger: HE USES PROFANITIES!

Stranger: Your young ears are too sweet for them. You shall be corrupted if you cannot defend yourself!

You: aww dont worry grandpa!!

You: dave is a butt sometimes but hes perfectly okay

You: dont tell him i told you but

You: i kinda like him

You: :))

Stranger: No doubt he discouraged your guns so that he might take advantage of you!

Stranger: Return to the island this instant!

You: no he wouldnt do that!!!

You: ive got a job to do grandpa!!!

You: i have to help people :)

Stranger: Very well then, I knew this day would come.

Stranger: I will always be looking out for you.

Stranger: And Mr. Strider!

Stranger: If you harm one hair on her head.

Stranger: I have guns bigger than you are by twice!

You: dont worry mr harley sir

You: ill protect every hair on your granddaughters head

Stranger: And can hit a target the size of, let us say, a sausage.

You: they teach us to treat the ladies properly in texas

You: yikes

You: yes sit

You: *sir

You: i understand

Stranger: Now go save the world, kids.

You: your message has been received crystal clear

You: i love you grandpa :))

Stranger: If you need me, I shall be in the parlor.

Stranger: I love you too, dear.

You: ill take care of jade

Your conversational partner has disconnected.