daves-vagina:

Headcanon:

ok so

i have a headcanon that dirk just

sometimes

sits

on the edge of the top of his building

and stares out at the sun

and the water

and wishes so much oh god so much he could just

see a human 

touch a human

hear one breathing

it’s been so long he just stares sometimes for hours

so alone

so desperate for human contact

that’s like…47 questions…

…*takes a deep breath.

1. Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend? Not particularly, no. If something happens, it happens, but I have better things to do than look for one.

2. When did your last hug take place? I think last night, I hugged my cousin goodbye as they left after Memorial Day dinner.

3. Are you a jealous person? I used to be much more jealous than I am now. Usually there’s only a few things that will ruffle my feathers, and I will get PAINFULLY jealous, but normally I just go with the flow.

4. Are you tired right now? I’m a little sleepy but honestly not doing too bad?

5. Do you chew on your straws? I used to, I broke that habit though.

6. Have you ever been called a tease? Not seriously, just in jest.

7. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? I think I would die…

8. Do you cry easily? Not usually, no - it takes a lot of stress to make me crack and cry.

9. What should you be doing right now? Studying for my history exam tomorrow.

10. Are you a heavy sleeper? I can be. I’ve woken up and not known what year it is, through my whole family getting up and moving around.

11. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months? You know what, let me get into a relationship, and I’ll get back to you.

12. Are you mad at someone right now? More like frustrated. I’m only mad about certain incidents in life, very rarely am I mad at a person.

13. Do you believe in love? Yeah, absolutely. That’s a dumb question.

14. What makes you laugh no matter what? DADADADADADADADA CIRCUS DADADADADADADADA AFRO

15. Who was the last person you talked to? I just called my mom because I missed her call. Something about pasta. idk.

16. Do you get butterflies around the person you like? Oh boy, I get the whole nine yards - butterflies, heart racing and trying to break out of my chest, hard to breathe, sweating, I’m a wreck.

17. Will you get married? Refer to question 11

18. When was the last time you smiled? Answering the circus afro question

19. Does anyone like you? I’m concerned about the number of people that like me… it makes me a little paranoid to be honest.

20. Do you secretly like someone? Not really? People I’m relatively attracted to but nobody I like. 

21. Who was the first person you talked to today? My dad - I had to take him to the airport this morning.

22. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? Usually Caitlin - we’ve known each other longest out of most of my friends now and we’ve been bros for most of those years. We talk about everything. Joh is a close second, we have awkward talks that aren’t awkward between us. I guess Abby is a close third.

23. What are you NOT looking forward to? My exam?

24. What ARE you looking forward to? Otakoooonnn duh. And Starkid. 

25. Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it? That’s a thing that’s happened, yeah, but it was also a confession/asking out type deal so I think it was just built up emotions. They’ve meant it platonically before, though.

26. Suppose you see your ex kissing another person. what would you do? Refer to question 11.

27. Do you plan on moving out within the next year? I dunno about permanently moving out, but next year I want a townhouse or an apartment or something, not a dorm…

28. Are you a forgiving person? To a fault

29. How many TRUE friends do you have? At this point? I’d say I have a good handfull! 

30. Do you fall for people easily? Nnnnno. Hell it’s hard to get me attracted to someone let alone fall for them. 

31. Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend? Refer to question 11. 

32. What’s the last thing you put in your mouth? A fruit roll-up because i’m in kindergarten.

33. Who was the last person you drove with? My dad, to the airport this morning.

34. How late did you stay up last night and why? Til like…2 or 2:30? I started playing Zelda.

35. If you could move somewhere else, would you? I mean…maybe? I can’t think of anywhere in particular. I just would like to get out of my town one day. 

36. Who was the last person you took a picture of? Me? A lot of pictures of me?

37. Can you live a day without TV? I don’t remember the last time I watched TV…

38. When was the last time you were extremely disappointed? No Trickster fabric at Jo Ann’s on Sunday…

39. Three names you go by: Mary fairy, bitch ho mary, shinja/shinjaninja

40. Are you currently in a relationship? Refer to question 11. 

41. What is your all-time favorite romance movie? I…don’t really like romance movies?

42. Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate? I think so, a lot of people just have trouble finding theirs.

43. What’s your current problem? What the hell do I put down for the car mileage for this stupid funding paperwork…

44. Have you ever had your heart broken? Lemme tell you bout my final marking period, senior year…

45. Your thoughts of long distance relationships? Some people have deep meaningful relationships that happen to be far apart, and that’s great. I’m glad they find people. Other people, I can’t take seriously. it’s just on a case-by-case basis. Personally idk if I could ever do it because it wouldn’t feel like a relationship to me?

46. How many kids do you want to have? I…really don’t want kids?

47. Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them? Refer to he symptoms in answer 16 along with the smoothest pickup line in the world referencing my heart physically ripping out of my chest. OH yeah. I have some issues confessing my feelings.

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I forgot how many feels you guys have about Hemostuck and it makes me happy that it isn’t just me ;askldjf;laskdjf